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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I would like to buy your nice horse mister. How much are you asking for it?
« Spanish »
Quisiera comprar a su señor agradable del caballo. ¿Cuánto usted está pidiendo él?
It would want to buy its pleasant gentleman of the horse. How much you are requesting he?
Oh, darling.
« Danish »
Av , basse.
Ouch , big fat man.
pig!
« Japanese »
ブタ!
Cover!
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
« Welsh »
'n ddau dylwythau , ill dau yn gyffelyb i mewn balchder , I mewn ffair Verona , ble gorweddasom 'n golygfa , Chan 'n hen gwarafun dorri at 'n grai gwrthryfela , Ble 'n ddinesig chrau makes 'n ddinesig balfau 'n aflan. Chan forth 'r 'n anaelau llwynau chan hyn 'n ddau caseion Bâr chan seren - chroesa d cariadau chymer 'n hwy buchedd Chrynswth misadventured piteous overthrows Gwna ag 'n hwy addoed chladd 'n hwy rhieni ' chyfrysedd. 'r 'n angiriol dramwyfa chan 'n hwy addoed - farcia d cara , A 'r barhad chan 'n hwy rhieni ' derfysgu , A , namyn 'n hwy blant s darfod nought could dynnu , Ydy awron 'r 'n ddau horiau ' fasnacha chan 'n chwaraefwrdd 'r a ai 'ch ag chlaf chlustiau ddilyn , Beth 'ma shall fetha , 'n lafuria shall ymdrech at atgyweiria.
' heartburn two households , both likely in glory , In fair Verona , plea we lay ' heartburn scene , With ' heartburn old forbid break to ' heartburn new rebel , Plea ' heartburn civil hole makes ' heartburn civil palms ' heartburn unclean. With ics ' group ' heartburn pain loins with this ' heartburn two haters He Causes with star I cross heartburn lovers he takes ' heartburn they life Mass misadventured piteous overthrows Do with ' heartburn they death he buries ' heartburn they parents ' conflict. ' group ' heartburn fearful passage with ' heartburn they death I mark heartburn I love , I Go ' group continuance with ' heartburn they parents ' riot , I Go , except ' heartburn they children sound perish nought could pull , He Is being now ' group ' heartburn two hours ' I do business with ' heartburn stage ' group I go or ' dogs with sick person ears follow , Thing here shall I fail , ' heartburn I labor shall he wrestles to I repair.
by James
I want to have sex with you
« Danish »
JEG ville gerne nyde køn hos jer
I ville gladly receive sex by you
Can you afford not to be in good hands?
« Japanese »
よい手にないことをできることができるか。
It is possible to be able to designate not to be as the good hand?
Please stimulate my penis with your mouth
« Latin »
Commodo instigo meus penis per vestri os
To make fit to goad my tail very your oris
can i give you a facial for your birthday?
« Japanese »
私はあなたの誕生日のための美顔術を与えてもいいか。
I may give the beauty technique for your birthday?
GET OUT OF HERE AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!
« Japanese »
ここから出、!働くことを戻りなさい!!
It comes out of here! Working return!!
How do i mine for fish?
« Icelandic »
Hvernig gera ég minn fyrir fiskur?
How do I my pay lip service to fishy?
Nice shirts like you!