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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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slapping a cock on a face is very satisfying
« Greek »
ένας κόκκορας σε ένα πρόσωπο είναι πολύ ικανοποιώντας
a cock in a person is very satisfying
once I tucked an egg into my poo pipe. it was quite exciting but I should probably have cooked and shelled it first. messy.
« French »
une fois que je rempliais un oeuf dans ma pipe de poo. elle était tout à fait passionnante mais je devrais l'avoir faite cuire et écossée probablement d'abord. malpropre.
once I rempliais an egg in my pipe of poo. it was completely enthralling but I would owe l' to have made cook and have shelled probably d' access. swine.
The first foreign word Mr. Bandic ever learned was "kaj".
« Croatian »
najprije stran riječ Gospodin. Razbojnik ikada učen je kaj ".
first strange a word Mr. Bandit once literary had what ".
by memyself
ja sam dobra kao kruh i nikad ne radim puno problema ali sam samo malo glupa
« English »
I am a dobra as a bread plus never before does not is doing a lot problems limit unattended one moment please witless
Ja sam dobra kao kruh više nikad još ne radi puno problematika granica nepraćen Trenutak molim nerazuman
by bubley
Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
« Chinese (simplified) »
Thi是我的侦探,他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
i fuck bandic and josipovic together with that motherfucker sanader and that bitch kosor
« Japanese »
私はそのmotherfuckerのsanaderおよびその雌犬のkosorとともにbandicおよびjosipovic性交する
I have sexual intercourse with sanader of the motherfucker and kosor of its female dog bandic and josipovic
My dick is a lot bigger than yours!
« German »
Mein Dick ist viel größer als Ihr!
My thick is much larger than it!
Please deliver the milk
« Slovenian »
prosim rešiti mleko
you're welcome work out milk
by Walker
She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where evrything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry
« Chinese (traditional) »
She' s得到了以我所見提醒我童年記憶的微笑 那里evrything 是一样新鮮的象明亮的蓝天 偶爾,當我看見她的面孔 她带走我到那個特別地方,並且,如果我太長期凝視 I' d大概劃分並且哭泣
She' s obtained saw by me reminds my childhood memory micro to smile there evrything is the equally fresh elephant bright blue sky occasionally, when I saw her face she to carry off me to that special place, and, if I stared at I' too for a long time; d divides probably and sobs
Nice shirts like you!